Friday 18 December 2009

No rest for the wicked

Treasury Assistant, The City - It's always been a childhood dream to look after treasure. Swimming through seas of gold coins and caressing ancient ruby-embellished artifacts (just like in the cartoon Ducktales - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwH1taatvyM&feature=related) Marvelous!

Trainee Masseuse, Central London - "Applicants must have a good attitude, be well organized with a strong work ethic, Customer care, including a good standard of clear spoken English." - I can do all that! Looks like a winner to me, however, the Advertisement does note: "This is not sexual service"... Shame.

Father Christmas, Acton Town - Getting into the Xmas spirit now. Let's throw away those 'Bahh humbugs!' and embody the great St. Nic himself - Dishing out presents and good will at a children's party. Unfortunately the position requires you to bring your own costume. I'm sure I can rustle something up... anyone got a spare cotton wool beard?

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